Moscows infamous Neo Nazi group the "White Wolves" are given "Freedom of the city"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 12 April 2010

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If Adolf could see Moscow now he would be singing "Sieg Heil"!

The notorious Moscowite neo-Nazi group called the "White Wolves" (an extension of the German group called "Die Weisse Wölfe") have been give the "Freedom of the City" by the Lord Mayor or Moscow because of their "heroic deeds" in controlling the "vermin" invading the place.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about Moscow, Russia!

Mighty conquerors of Nazi Germany and the consequential Iron Curtain perpetrated by their communist, socialist idealogies. And now home of the most notorious "Nazi gangs" on the planet!

The question is, how could this happen under the towers of the mighty Kremlin and the infamous "Red Square" where statues of Lenin and Marx reside and there is no sign of Adolf (yet!)?

A judge prosecuting members of the White Wolves was gunned down over the weekend and the assassins were given a heroes reception and invited for a cup of Russian tea and a vodka at the Kremlin.

The White Wolves and other Nazi-Groups are the modern day heroes in Moscow society and the question is why? Well it's very simple really:

Moscow is the capitalist epi-centre of the planet and these gentlemen do not want coloured "vermin" making their city look like a mutli-culti garbage can!

Pure weiss (white) is the colour required, not red anymore!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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