Moscow suicide booby bombers: Mossad suspected

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 29 March 2010

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Moscow - (Booby Traps): Mossad's Dubai hit squad is suspected of being behind the specialist Thought Police brainwashing division that trained today's Moscow Metro terror attackers.

Two heavily burkhaed 'Jihad Janes' were caught on CCTV seconds before their boobytrapped boob implants blitzkreig.

Witnesses sy they saw them earlier 'munching on gefilte fish and matzos' - exploding the myth of indigenous Russian Federation terrorists being responsible.

Chechen sources have also vehemently denied any involvement and are blaming the Israeli psychops unit that successfully runs 99% of Asian mad rasta (sic) recruitment.

The attacks today are believed to have been carried out using liquid semtex breast implants constructed from intelligence gleaned in the Spoof queen mudder's January 23rd report.

Last year US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said madrassas that brainwash wannabe suicide martyrs were mostly financed by renegade former spooks hellbent on grim payback for their 'unfair' dismissal woes.

Jailed CIA/KGB turncoat Aldrich Ames is 69.

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