No Boy & Boy rooms at this B & B

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 5 April 2010

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Bob Black runs a B & B in Bournemouth,and has put up a sign vacancies in his guest house but the sign also says NO BOY AND BOY ROOMS IN THIS B & B. This comes after a politician Chris Gayling,claimed that B & B owners had the right to turn gays away.

Bob Black said "There is no chance of any gays coming here,they can go and have a gay day somewhere else preferably hell.

Peter Mandelson who is top of the list on more decision making organisations than any other politician is Gay and he is the most powerful politician in the country in the UK.

So what do you say is gay OK as long as they pay on the day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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