Rosie O'Donnell Announces That She Has Just Bought Two B&B's In Chris Grayling's Hometown

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 5 April 2010

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The two lesbians who will manage Rosie's two B&B's, Hayley Ripplegreen (L) and Holly Flourspoon (R).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Rosie O'Donnell heard about Tory Chris Grayling's remarks which stated that bed and breakfast owners should have the right to turn away gay couples.

O'Donnell, a self-avowed lesbian immediately called up her business manager and instructed him to fly to England and purchase two B&Bs in Grayling's hometown.

Rosie has stated that she is now the proud owner of two B&Bs which are located within half a mile to the bald-headed, bigoted, bloomin' bastard's house.

O'Donnell called up her good friend Sir Elton John, aka Lady John and told him that she will be flying out to London with her new girlfriend and they will hold a grand opening of both of her B&Bs, which she has decided to name Grayling's Little Willy B&B #1 and Grayling's Little Willy B&B #2.

Rosie says that her two B&Bs will offer a special 90 percent discount rate to gays who promise to vote against Grayling in his next election.

SIDENOTE: Two of Rosie's close friends, Ellen DeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge who are also card-carrying lesbians are looking into each purchasing a B&B in Grayling's hometown as well.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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