Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 4 April 2010

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Pope Benedict had Eggs Benedict for breakfast this Easter Sunday, while he thought over how he is going to protect pervert paedophile priests. The Paedophile Priests of Easter past, the Paedophile Priests of Easter future, and the Paedophile Priests of Easter present.

While Benedict who now has the new nickname EGGS,arranges mass for Easter, all around the World there has been mass protests at the amount of pervert priests who have escaped justice.

EGGS that is Pope Benedict,apparently has spoken out about the amount of chocolate Easter Eggs that are going to be consumed this Easter,which seems to be more important than dealing with the Pervert Priests.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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