US Border Police are on full alert today following a tip off that a Canadian national is determined to force his way into the USA.
The alarm was raised by a neighbour in Toronto who phoned police to advise of the gentleman's unusual behaviour.
"He usually sits in front of a bank of computer monitors and I can see him pounding away on a keyboard" said a neighbour, "His computer room faces my kitchen and I can see him most days playing with his toys. Then this morning he appeared to be agitated and sent all his monitors flying as he swept his room with a curling brush. He seems to be very violent and kept shouting, that damn woman, she has gone too far this time!"
"Then, he started to load up his pick up truck with rifles, guns and other weapons. I was so scared that I hid behind my double fridge freezer. I thought he was disabled, as I never saw him move so fast but he seems quite mobile. Then he carried coloured placards from his house. It looked like they said things like subo rules and Susan is my Lady"
"He is a bit weird, I never saw him with a woman. That's naughty, he might be gray or something, but it's not my place to speculate. He drove away, spinning his wheels and shouting, damn Special 16, I'm special too. As I said he's always been weird".
"The strange thing is he dropped his cellphone and some maps. They were of Japan, Scotland and Niagara. The Niagara one had big red writing, the kill starts here, I'm special as well. So I phoned the cops. He's not all there you know, quite, quite mad"
Cops are trailing the pick up truck as it approaches the US/Canada border. You are advised to stay clear of any nearby border crossing.