Belgium shows it's Balls and bans the Burka!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Looks great in their own country, not so pretty in Belgium though!

Belgium has balls and to prove it they are the first European country to ban that ugly piece of cloth covering many Muslim women's faces in public, the Burka!

This headscarf (and other things) has caused controversy ever since Europe was invaded by economical Muslim immigrants, being allowed to plant their very strange dress codes and traditions in developed countries.

Belgium, better known for it's chocolates, Waterloo, Tin Tin, Flemish chips with mayonnaise and great beer has now taken the front and banned it, at last!

This controversial step will hopefully be followed by nations with "Less Cohones" and this dreadful symbol of medieval women's slavery gets a total ban in Europe.

There are those who are against the ban, mainly Muslim males, logically and mutli-culti socialists, claiming that Belgians are a bunch of heathen Philistines, SO WHAT?!

Belgium hosted one of the most historic strategic battles at Waterloo where a certain dictator was sent packing.

Belgium is now hosting a new conflict and maybe the Belgians and their European neighbours will also succeed in packing those off home who don't really want to be here, but just love the money!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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