Haitian after-quakes have struck Liege Belgium, causing the collapse of an apartment block in the middle of the city.
The authorities there measured force 7 on the Richter scale as the apartment block just disintegrated.
Belgian Seismologists were shocked that the reactions from the Haitian quake only reached Liege in Belgium and missed London, Paris and Antwerp on the way, weird!
There is an explanation and earthquake expert, Jean Michelle Tremor-ici told the worlds press his version:
"Qui, Qui, the after-quakes travelled across the Atlantic, up the English Channel, landed at Zebrugge, went underground thorugh abandoned Wallonese coal mines and struck Liege at precisely the same time as Justin Henin hit the winning serve to reach the semis in Australia!"
"The whole place went bonkers, people jumping up and down causing human tremors + the after tremors from Haiti, BOOM, BOOM!"
Jean Michelle has just been checked into the local Liege "La Loony Bin" quaking!
As for the people in Liege they dont give a "merde" as long as their Justin wins the Aussie Slam and gives fleshy, stinky knickers, Serena Williams, a good whipping, Auvoir!
