Nina Dobrev Of 'Vampire Diaries' Admits She's After Robert Pattinson

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Sunday, 21 March 2010

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"He's Fair Game!"

Nina Dobrev has admitted that she has set her hat for Robert Pattinson and that she has just as much right as any other female in her pursuit.

"I've been hearing about Robbie and Kristen Stewart for what...two years. If she's not making her move by now, I don't care if she knows she has some competition. In fact, she HAS to know. There are a bunch of screaming girls everywhere he goes."

But how does Pattinson feel about her?

"You should ask him. We have been out a few times and I think he enjoys my company but you need to ask him. That will keep me from getting into trouble."

Nina moved on but did stop and tell us, "Watch the 'Vampire Diaries' and see if you catch a familiar face next season."

So Dobrev has officially sank her teeth into Pattinson. What will Kristen do? It will be worth watching because there could be a "Bat Fight" any day now.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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