Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 19 March 2010

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Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot. Jihad Jane however when asked how do you plead said "I Didn't Do It".

The Blonde with a face like a half chewed caramel has put in as special defence blaming Shirley Carter alias actor Linda Hendry in Eastenders.

For most people although they are both blonde and both hard looking bitches the similarity stops there. Many people do think there is a likeness between them and certainly the character of Shirley Carter would make an interesting terrorist.

A trial date has now been set for 3rd May this year when the evidence including the Youtube videos posted by Jihad Jane will be examined.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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