Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

image for Jihad Jane the World's Dumb Blonde Terrorist
Looking for idiots with no future

Colleen R LaRose a 46 year old Blonde American woman dubbed herself Jihad Jane. She was intent on recruiting terrorists using the internet and plotting to attack targets in Europe.

Jihad Jane was so dumb she tried to recruit people using you tube videos,one police officer who questioned her said "That's exactly what you are You Tube". Jihad Jane recruited potential
terrorists with the words Looking for idiots with no future.

When questioned by police Jihad Jane said "I want everyone in the world to wear a cloth round their head,if your a woman you must wear a Burger" "You mean a Burka" said The police officer.Jihad Jane continued that's right one of them things,also everybody must go down on their knees and pray to God I mean Allah".

LaRose was told that if she had carried out her own threat to be a suicide bomber she would have rose 50 feet in the air and scattered herself over a wide area.

Jihad Jane was told if she is convicted as a terrorist she will spend the rest of her life behind bars to which she replied "I have never worked in a bar before".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism, Jihad

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