The well known "World And Neptune Kind Earth Society" (WANKERS) met today to discuss the 'always in the news' story prophesizing the end of the World.
Now, unlike many of the members of the ever growing all-knowing society "Usually Sane" (US)the WANKERS spend most of their time panicking and changing the dates in their diaries whenever a new date for the End of the World is announced. They've started writing notes in pencil now as their diaries were becoming too messy with all the crossings out in ink.
US is reported as having held only one meeting to date.
In this meeting, which is entered in the Guinness Book of Records as The Shortest Meeting Ever, they made one announcement,after meeting for 2 minutes. The following announcement was issued by their leader Ivana F. Art:
"The actual date of the ending of this beautiful planet of ours will NEVER, I repeat NEVER be possible. There are so many time zones that somewhere in the world today is tomorrow and somewhere else tomorrow is yesterday. In other parts of the world yesterday is today. Our members have decided not to waste any more of our time discussing this subject or it will already be the middle of next week."
No further meetings of US are planned. It is said that the membership of the US association are all card carrying writers from The Spoof online newspaper, collectively known outside of the US association as Writers Incognito for The Spoof (WITS).
