Earthquakes & Tsunami's increase as PLANET X gets closer

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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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The World will become a desert with nothing but the bones of the dead

NASA have ordered all staff to shut up about planet X which is allegedly heading closer to earth causing more and more Earthquakes and Tsunamis.

The last time Planet X was mentioned in any news was just after Xmas day when Planet X was visible on powerful telescopes on earth and in images taken by the Hubble Telescope which are being deliberately kept back from the public.

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty Professor now says that by next Xmas day Planet X will be visible to every body who has a small telescope or even a powerful pair of binoculars.

Planet X due to arrive December 2012, DOOMSDAY.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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