Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Jacob "TIGER" Zuma the South African President who has more wife's and girlfriends than Tiger Woods has birdies appeared at Buckingham Palace today to negotiate to see if he can add the Queen of England to his collection of wife's.

Zuma wants the Queen to divorce The Duke of Edinburgh and marry him and has assured her that she will become his number one wife.

Later Zuma was due to meet Gordon Brown for further talks but news has just come in that this has been cancelled.

It is believed that Gordon Brown has got a tummy bug after experiencing an attack of Montezuma's Revenge.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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