Written by queen mudder

Friday, 26 February 2010

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Odds-on that Soreass will make a packet by Monday

Off-the-Wall Street - (Ponzi): His Soreass Fund Management is at the center of a massive punt that simpering Russian impostor Queen Elizabeth Ratzinger will snuff it on Monday, St David's Day.

The billionaire financier last got lucky in 1992 when he took the Bank of England for a whopping great big $1 billion ride, betting on the European Exchange Rate mechanism being the sordid pile of bollox that everyone else - except John Major's entire government - knew it was.

His latest bet follows a hush-hish Skull 'N' Bones management meeting in New York where vast stashes of US government stimulus packages were pooled on the QEII wager.

And just to make sure investors get a damn good return on their gamble staff at Buckingham Palace have been paid off to administer the obscure South American poison curare in the old dear's brekkie on Monday morning.

Internet spread betting site Aintgottaprayer.con says it's a dead cert that his accomplice, Prince Charles, will go to the gallows.

Gorgon Brown has tertiary syphylis.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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