London - (Rotters): Special Branch top brass are cock-a-hoop amid fears they have obtained an international arrest warrant to nab fetid South African polygamy nutter Jacob Zuma.
The South African president arrives mid-week for a three day state visit to Buckingham Palace.
His widely reported corrupt career has been manfully sanitised ahead of the UK trip in a similar exercise to other Global Piss Process Luminaries like General Pinochet RIP.
P2 Lodge maestro Pinochet was grabbed by Special Branch during his 1998 London visit to money laundering pal Margaret Thatcher.
Zuma's expected detention under Prevention of Terrorism Act legislation would be a body-blow to beleaguered UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown who has stage-managed this week's state visit.
He is expected to stay in Buckingham Palace where worried flunkies fear he may try to annex the Queen as yet another of his polygamy brides.
Frantic discussions with Premiership WAGs and slags are taking place behind the scenes to see if anyone will volunteer - for a tidy cash sum! - to do their patriotic duty in appeasing the Zuma monster.
As spokesman for Veronica Perroncel said today "F**k off!"
