Mirroring the dysfunctional Italian Government,, the country's Prime Minister, as if to taunt Gordon Brown, shows he still has an eye for the women, picking a former exotic entertainer to join his ticket.
Silvio Berlusconi, Person in Power (PIP) of what is euphemistically called the
"Italian Government", tapped yet another good looking, exotic young woman to run on his erection ticket in hopes of winning the Italian Working Man Vote.
Stunning, and abundantly endowed, Nicole Minetti, 25, a dental assistant who treated Berlusconi after an errant breast hit him in the mouth during a game of NAKED water polo in his private pool with hand picked party cabinet ministers, said "I'm ready to go for it" after being notified she had been anointed by Silvio.
Reacting to critics who said she was 'unprepared' for the responsibilities of political office, Nicole, who also worked as an exotic dancer and has been seen minimally clothed in a gold thong while swinging on a trapeze, said demurely,"I hope the voters will get behind me and give me a chance to show them what I have to offer!"
A spokesman for Berlusconi, in charge of grooming all of the PM's comely cabinet members, said Nicole was a quick study, and has been 'boning up' on political issues since last night.
Senate Majority leader Harry Reid, who looks like he hasn't been laid since JFK had Marylyn Monroe, said he was impressed with the way Berlusconi gets away with flaunting convention in his country, and said the Democratic Party needs to 'get out and get laid' if they want to reconnect with voters.
Reid said he is planning a working junket to Italy on the personal invitation of the Prime Minister, and assured him he wouldn't insult him by turning down
"any little gift the PM wanted to bestow on me."
Insiders report Reid's Dick is smaller and more shriveled than Jon Gosselin's, and his Reality Show is even less popular and likely to be cancelled by November.
