At a rally in Milan Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berladultery was yesterday whacked in the face by some nut job, breaking his nose and losing him some teeth.
Berladulterys ex wife and that teen nymph he was sniffing round a while back are said to have pissed their sides laughing.
During Mr Berlusconi's speech at the rally in Milan demonstrators shouted "buffoon" and "thief" at him. He shouted back "Shame, shame", saying: "I am not a monster as the opposition claims - and not just because I am handsome."
Berladulery has spoken from his hospital bed to allay fears that this would jeopardize his working relationship with Italy's Mafia bosses.
Chiefs at the hospital currently housing Berladultery are now considering staff requisitions from nurses for chastity belts..