Barcelona - (Hot Ass Mess): She's 33, he's 23 and they're virtually shagging on her latest vid Gypsy.
And what's more they're both in serious love relationships - with other people - when not mesmerised by eachother's heady pheromones.
On a screen set against an enigmatic backdrop of a rock - or maybe a metaphoric hard place! - sultry Latin lover Nadal cradles a mostly naked blonde Shakira.
No prizes for guessing what that 'hard place' might just be!
A million miles away in Argentina is Shakira's long-term boyfriend Antonio de la Rua, son of former Argentinian President Fernando de la Rúa.
37 years old, slightly chubby-faced, he's sorta post neanderthal-looking in a Fred Flintstone kinda way.
And somewhere in Majorca slim 22 year-old brunette Maria Francisca Perello waits at home for her athletic hunk Nadal.
Blissfully detached from the high octane foreplay of Shakira's latest video, her wholesome girl-next-door appeal isn't that unalluring.
Nadal, however, looks like a man bewitched, viagra-eyes dark with lust and naked desire.
"We're just good friends, Shakira and I!" is all the paps are ever told.
Gypsy is released to the public early next week.
