Is Shakira shagging Rafael Nadal?

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Saturday, 20 February 2010


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Rock and a hard place video?

Barcelona - (Hot Ass Mess): She's 33, he's 23 and they're virtually shagging on her latest vid Gypsy.

And what's more they're both in serious love relationships - with other people - when not mesmerised by eachother's heady pheromones.

On a screen set against an enigmatic backdrop of a rock - or maybe a metaphoric hard place! - sultry Latin lover Nadal cradles a mostly naked blonde Shakira.

No prizes for guessing what that 'hard place' might just be!

A million miles away in Argentina is Shakira's long-term boyfriend Antonio de la Rua, son of former Argentinian President Fernando de la RĂșa.

37 years old, slightly chubby-faced, he's sorta post neanderthal-looking in a Fred Flintstone kinda way.

And somewhere in Majorca slim 22 year-old brunette Maria Francisca Perello waits at home for her athletic hunk Nadal.

Blissfully detached from the high octane foreplay of Shakira's latest video, her wholesome girl-next-door appeal isn't that unalluring.

Nadal, however, looks like a man bewitched, viagra-eyes dark with lust and naked desire.

"We're just good friends, Shakira and I!" is all the paps are ever told.

Gypsy is released to the public early next week.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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