Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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From the scene at the hotel today

London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.

So far no shadowy Israeli security assassination teams are in the frame.

But a relative of the Sordid Arabian king has been arrested and may plead diplomatic immunity.

Mossad has previously been blamed for scores of unpleasant incidents involving high profile foreign dignitaries on international fleshpot tours abroad.

The previous Sordid ruler King Fahd was identified in 1982 by NATO military intelligence as a senior Mossad official who happened to look a lot like the House of Saud's majestic scion.

Other prominent Mossad doppelgangers have included the Shah of Iran, Saddam Hussain, General Pinochet, Pope JP2 Lodge, Pope Joe Ratzinger, President Assad of Syria 1 and II, Queen Elizabeth II and various Middle Eastern tinpot dictatorship potentates.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion remains as the ultimate satirical work lampooning the foolish ravings of the Illuminati.

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