Roman Abramovich Wins EuroMillions Rollover

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Loadsa Money!!!

Unconfirmed reports are reaching us that Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has won the EuroMillions rollover jackpot prize of £96.3 million.

Insiders tell us that Abramovich is taking the win calmly and not getting over excited by it as he is already considerably richer than the vast majority of people on the planet, despite suffering huge losses in the recession.

The Russian billionaire is said to be 'cool' with scooping the jackpot, even though it probably means he's shattered the dreams of hundreds of thousands of people across the continent.

He is once reported to have said:

"I didn't get where I am today without exploiting people."

Although we have no evidence to support this.

Apparently Abramovich told close associates that the lottery win wouldn't change his life.

More as we get it.

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