Shakespeare proves winning $17 million on the lottery is "much ado about nothing" he's dead!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 31 January 2010

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Willi's namesake died tragically in a scene from "Macbeth Florida style" proves money is "much ado about n

US lottery winner, Shakespeare (no, not him of Staffordshire) has proven once again, money aint everything.

Mr.Shakespeare (not the Baird) won $17 million and was never happy, in fact he was down right miserable.

All the fortune ever did for him was create many new "friends" who he didn't even know called Mr and Mrs Parasites.

Shakespeare was constantly running away from his new friends because all they wanted was his Bucks and this led to his grand finale, a tragedy not even The Baird himself could have written.

Greed, envy, jealousy and death, Macbeth in Florida.

After finding his body under a slab of concrete the police admitted, "there was foul play involved, Shock, horror!"

A Shakesperean tragedy worth millions.

As for the ex-truck drivers mate he is at least happy in heaven, penniless, his new heavenly friends are genuine because God only allows the poor and wretched in!

Money is "much ado about nothing" and multi-millionaires beware, never try and bribe "the Great one" he loves tragodies, especially Shakesperean ones, Satans waiting!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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