God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

Written by howy

Monday, 15 February 2010

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God said he would free the Nazis from Hell

At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex-Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children.

The dedicated agent was charged Sunday in a Tel Aviv court. He was charged with having 23 wives and fathering 59 Jewish children. He was also charged with multiple other counts of activities that every Israeli judge engages in with their wives.

At the conference God said, "Condemning a Mossad agent for having too many wives and too many Jewish children is an act of genocide against that man and with all my heart I can't condemn the Nazis for genocide if Jewish authority considers it a legal act by their own convictions in the Israeli courts."

God was speaking of the genocide laws which state that it is genocide if anyone prevents the birth of human children through human procreation with females or males of the opposite gender.

God said that Jewish people must have been engaged in Sado Masochism when they were killed by the Nazis because he can't explain why Jewish authority considers genocide of Jews a justified act by their actions.

Authorities complain that the ex-Mossad agent lived in a compound with the 23 wives, having convinced them that Jews were omnipotent and the children of God who is also omnipotent.

A group of Jewish judges said that Jewish men are not allowed to live free lives like Arab men who marry more than one wife because Jews in Israel are the tax slaves of the government and they are not as precious as Arabian men.

The indictment also includes allegations that he secretly married two of his daughters with the idea of inbreeding his Einstein DNA so he could save Israel by improving the overall intelligence of the Jewish race.

Police authorities said about six months ago they succeeded in convincing one of the women to file a complaint against the dedicate ex-Mossad agent. That brought about his arrest last month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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