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Funny story: Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide

Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide

The government of Myanmar is earning positive recognition from human rights activists and the United Nations for its humane and cruelty free genocide of the Rohingya people. It’s not just for how they are treating minority groups chosen to be liquida…

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Funny story: Trust Truss On Yemen

Trust Truss On Yemen

The UK has made the heart-wrenching decision to resume selling weapons to Saudi Arabia despite knowing full fucking well that they will be used on frightened civilians huddling in refugee camps. This is despite, mere weeks ago, Dominic Raab telling t…

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Funny story: Just Another Bombtrack

Just Another Bombtrack

The US Senate has failed in its attempt to stop the sale of over £8billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia. President Trump had issued a special “National Emergency Declaration” to push the sales though. The “national emergency” presumably being the...

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Funny story: Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Washington DC. The Republican Party have announced their policies for the coming year, and most of them are the same as ever - cut taxes, cut spending, give money to the rich. However, one new policy has raised eyebrows. It is based on recent...

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Funny story: Obama: Europe's National Hatreds Make American Race Problems "look like a picnic," says Continent "Soaked in Blood"

Obama: Europe's National Hatreds Make American Race Problems "look like a picnic," says Continent "Soaked in Blood"

Warsaw, Poland - In opening remarks before a press conference in Warsaw today, U.S. President Obama took time to remind Americans that though their hatred for each other is "very real and probably implacable" it pales in comparison to the loathing pe...

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Funny story: Evil Hamsters Blamed for Spread of Ebola Virus

Evil Hamsters Blamed for Spread of Ebola Virus

A spokesman for the pro human pressure group "Kill All the Bastard Hamsters Brigade" (KABHB) has claimed that much like its brother rodent, the Chinese rat, the common hamster is responsible for the spread of a deadly epidemic that looks set to be...

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Funny story: Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

Rock hits Netanyahu limo he calls in air strikes and tanks

The office of Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu has explained obliteration of four twelve year old Palestinian boys yesterday was due to a likely connection to Hamas rockets buried nearby. According to witnesses the boys were playing near t...

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Funny story: 69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

69 Years Later, Jews Still Angry Over That Whole Nazi Thing

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Despite the passage of nearly 70 years, many Jews are still holding onto anger over the attempt by the German Nazi Party to exterminate them as a people group. "They tried to kill us out of existence, as a people, as a rel...

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Funny story: Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Dolphins decide never to help humans again!

Solomon Islands, today: The slaughtering of innocent dolphins continues unabated and if Japanese butcherers were not enough, Solomon Island inhabitants have also decided to cull innocent dolphins swimming in their shores. The dolphins have had en...

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Funny story: Old woman is accused of genocide

Old woman is accused of genocide

An 89-year-old woman is being accused of committing genocide for dating an 18-year-old man by the name of Jack Be Nimble, from New York City. The old woman is not capable of producing biological children making her a vessel of genocide. The U.

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Funny story: Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

Dutch woman accused of genocide; she murdered a million ants!

A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.

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Funny story: New cola application: naked body disposal

New cola application: naked body disposal

NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A qui...

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Funny story: Fife Council to "Resettle" Troubled Population

Fife Council to "Resettle" Troubled Population

In a move to dramatically reduce spending and make savings of almost £50k, Executives at Fife Council are considering plans to "Resettle in the East Neuk" inhabitants of some of Fife's most notorious streets and housing estates. "This will reduce...

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Funny story: Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Former manager and pundit Ron Atkinson is once again at the centre of racial controversy after making comments advocating the genocide of Chinese citizens. The comments, which Atkinson made after he believed the microphone had been switched off, s...

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Funny story: M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

M.I.A. Ginger Genocide Vid Banned

A music video by M.I.A. which shows some ginger haired people being rounded up by cops, shot, set on fire and forced to walk across a minefield has been banned by top website You Tube for breaching regulations regarding pornographic/violent content.

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Funny story: God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex-Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children. The dedicated agent was cha...

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Funny story: World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

World's Richest Man Completes World Conquest

FATICAN CITY - Italy UPDATE 1 - The owner of the worlds largest estate cracked this morning. The sad account of this man's fate is revealed in this scoop. For years, Charl Scwab increased the size of his estate. Starting with a ranch in Texas, h...

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