Crazed Cruise Passenger Attempts Mutiny

Funny story written by victor nicholas

Monday, 15 February 2010

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Passenger may have boarded the wrong ship.

A Cruse ship based on Miami destined for Aruba was forced to make an emergency stop in Bonaire today when an American passenger attempted a mutiny in the dining room, brandishing a carving knife from the baron of beef station over his head and shouting to dining passengers that they were going out to open sea to seek their fame and fortune "With much booty and plunder to share for all."

The passenger who was later identified curiously by the single name "Morse" was then applauded by the passengers over desert mistaking him for the entertainment for the evening,"Captain", from the Captain and Tennille, now a solo act for the Festival line.

Taking a deep bow for the applause, Morse, or "The Captain", as he was now known slowly fell over into the chocolate fountain at the desert buffet and once he managed to regain his feet went after cruise staff with a pineapple top cursing them to stand and fight like a man and not try and stop him with boiling oil like "Sissy French merchantmen."

A chase then ensued with staff pursuing "The Captain" up to the wheelhouse where he was apprehended while shouting at the crew to "Put out all canvas boys, we're making a run for it. We'll show them our heels Jack lightning with these airs at our back!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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