TheSpoof Writer Morse Feared Lost At Sea

Funny story written by Bureau

Sunday, 14 February 2010

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Those aboard the Cruise Ship, The Ancient Mariner, say that one of their passengers apparently fell overboard after a late party last night.

The man who went by the pen name "Morse" (Apparently he had spent some time in the pen) and whom the crew have since named "Wishbone", had clearly eaten too much and drank waaaaaay too much, was at the end of a Conga line.

"He was right behind me in the dance", one lady stated, "and he wasn't being careful with his hands so I shook him off!"

That's when he most likely went overboard as a crew member described the witness as "Broad in the beam!"

The searchlight went on and the Captain had the crew begin searching, but the last they saw of Mr. Morse were two sharks pulling a leg in two different directions.

"That's why we started calling him Wishbone", stated the leader of the search team.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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