Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Global Warming meeting in progress

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Canada, Greenland, Scandinavia and Russia and guess what its the Global warming alarmists again.

While some countries are experiencing the coldest winter for a 100 years we are continually bombarded by this unproven theory. Scientists who believe in Global Freezing have pointed out that Lions, Tigers and Elephants are also dying out but its nothing to do with Global Warming.

Humans are taking up more and more of the planet and leaving less area for the animals that is the cause in decline of animal populations. Global Warming is a joke and soon everything that happens will be blamed on it.

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