Written by victor nicholas

Monday, 25 January 2010

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Relief Effort a Success

"We knew coming into Haiti that providing aid would definitely be a delicate balance and we seem to have overshot our mark."

"The sudden explosion in aid has been overwhelming and for that generosity we thank everybody, especially George Clooney, Chris Martin and Coldplay."

"When we first came to Haiti it was one of the most horrific disasters we have ever encountered however thanks to the magnitude of the donations received and workers on the ground we have managed in a short period of time to bring order back to Haiti."

"While there still is abject poverty, rioting, looting and fighting in the streets for the most fundamental staples of everyday living, the original standard of living in Haiti has now been met and in many cases exceeded and now rivals some southern American states, parts of Wales and Guinea Bissau."

"Our charter mandates we move on to those in more need of our aid and our assistance."

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