Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach infiltration army) recently reported that US President Obama was behind the "nicking" of the infamous Auschwitz sign "Arbeit Macht Frei".
Obama is a fanatic Nazi souvenir collector and wanted the sign to hang over his four poster bed.
Jaggedone's CIA special White House reporter, COCKY INSIDE-C-Anal, who wanders the corridors of power at night disguised as a cockroach, overheard the following hot-discussion betweeen Oba and his Missus:
"Oba darling I can't let myself go ever since that sign has been hanging here and doggy style is not on either. I don't mind your jackboots and leather Nazi look but Arbeit Macht Frei, weell"
"OK Mich-elly babe, I'll have it removed, those f*****G Israelies are getting on my tits anyway and I need a good shag now and then especially after losing Massachusetts!"
The sign has been removed and found it's way back to Poland via a Swedish Nazi called Sven Swastikasson (double agent working for the SAS and NSPD) according to Jaggedone's intrepid "Cocky CIA" reporter.
It was cut into three pieces and is now safely back in the hands of the Auschwitz authorities.
Israel has thanked Obama for his sensitivity and has sent him a special relic from WWII, Hitlers stuffed alsatian dog, Blondi.
Obama and Michelle are over the moon and can now really "get it on doggy style!"
