Freed Hostage Peter Moore: I Blame Dick Cheney

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Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Tosser Cheney was Veep when Moore was abducted by aliens

London - (Rotters): "An IRA kidnap, led by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, carried out by the al-Quds brigade on behalf of Iraqi heroin cartels? You kidding??"

Freed British hostage Peter Moore says the whole Iraq/Iran adbuction controvery is rooted in an October 2005 news story quoting ex-US Vice President Dick Cheney admitting that Cheney admits IRAN and IRAQ spelling very similar to IRA

Moore spent 31 months in captivity after some foreign thugs kidnapped him 'for a bit of a lark' in 2007. He was frfeed this week after somebody in Mossad finally cracked.

Moore's lawyers said today that people had forgotten that in 2005 Cheney aides issued a hasty statement amid new CIA reports naming Iran as the transit point of Al Qaeda 9/11 operatives:

"Vice President Cheney may have got the geography wrong in sending US troops to Iraq instead of Iran.

"Original intelligence came from the Colonel Oliver North Wing of the Pentagon. You remember Ollie and his PA Fawn Hall?

"The words 'terrists' and 'IRA' were clear on the communique from MI6 handlers at Mossad HQ in Las Vegas.

"Mr Cheney was pretty sure that the IRA - the Irish Liberation Army - could not be involved because UK Premier Tony Blair told him he'd 'taken care' of things in 1998.

"The Vice President therefore advised that the missing letter after the "a" must be a "q" and not an "n" because Saddam was a bad boy with more oil than sense."

UK Broadshit The Guano has claimed Mr Moore and his four bodyguards were held in Iran.

Moore says "Bollox!"

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