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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Rush Limbaugh sitting in Central Park disguised as a homeless man while reading a copy of his latest book.

MANHATTAN - Rush Limbaugh has just released his 73rd book. This one is titled, I Am Totally Perfect Except For My Silly Looking Man Boobs.

Limbaugh said that his book is a follow up to last years highly popular, I Am Perfect, Accept It, And Don't Go Getting All Jealous.

He said that in this book he stresses how the fact that he has been divorced three times has made him a better person. He said that he now makes it a point to put money in accounts that no one knows about.

He pointed out, that it is perfectly legal. He said that right now, he has accounts in 11 different countries and 26 different U.S. cities.

Limbaugh said that he learned this little trick from his good friend Elizabeth Taylor, who at last count has been married a total of 13 times.

When asked about the fact that he is sensitive about his outrageously large man boobs Rush just smiles and says that with all of his sheer perfection there has to be at least one thing that is not quite perfect.

He said that no one really knows about his humongous man boobs because he never takes off his shirt, except of course in the shower.

Rush said that his second wife was quite jealous, because she wore a B-Cup bra and Rush wears a C-Cup bra, if he actually wore a bra, which he insists that he doesn't.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King was called and asked if there are any photographs anywhere showing Rush Limbaugh's man boobs. Larry said that none exist.]

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Topics: Rush Limbaugh




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