Woman Who Knocked Down Pope Attacked Popemobile In Africa

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Friday, 25 December 2009

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It has came out in the news today, as reporters did their research on the lady who knocked down the Pope and a Cardinal who looked like the Pope, that this was the very same woman who attacked the Popemobile when he was in Africa.

"Instead of a red jumper there, she wore a polar bear skin and slipped up casually with a group of hyenas", stated one reporter. "They never released that story at the time but it has came out now that she's attacked him once again."

Most think that it had been kept secret because the Pope's bodyguards didn't realize that a five-foot six polar bear was not native to Africa.

"Apparently, it was some of the locals who tackled the polar bear before it got to Benedict XVI. They took her somewhere but obviously she escaped"

"We're also looking into an earlier clown incident six months into Pope Benedict's reign as three piping hot pies were fired and narrowly missed him while he was outside greeting some people. One bodyguard was slightly burned."

The reporter said the woman in red who pushed the pope over appeared to be mentally unstable and kept yelling something about the Pope's condemnation of condoms while being arrested by Vatican police.

He thought that the Cardinal also knocked down was Cardinal Roger Etchegaray, who was taken to hospital for a check up.

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