The Copenhagen Conference continues amidst controversy about so-called 'heavy-handed' policing. Hundreds of unwashed protesters were left crying like babies when bored policemen decided to gas them.
Future plans of the police, however, appear to be more drastic - and hopefully more fun to watch.
Plan include throwing ball and chains randomly into crowds of hippies, holding protesters down and rubbing their faces with sandpaper, some have even mentioned 'Nipple-frying' - a technique using crocodile clips and a car battery.
Farty Chakrabarti, Head Dyke of Liberty described the moves to change policing as an infringement of my right to eat minge'.
Political commentators are unsure as to the meaning of her comments and suspect they are cheap tactics - something we at The Spoof would never condone.
