London - (Rotters): The 20 kilotonne device was discovered rammed deep inside one of the defunct power station's chimneys with the inscription 'An Abdication Incentive from Princess Diana'.
Army bomb disposal experts said today it appeared to be from the same Mossad/KGB nuke factory that had hardwired other lethal devices around the Capital.
These include a 5 kilotonne bomb underneath the Jubilee Line in Bomb, er...Bond! Street Station, a 2 kilotonne device that is embedded into a tacky gastro mural at one of Sir Terrence Con-Artist's greasy spoon cafes and up to half a dozen similar sized weapons buried under various Middle Eastern embassies.
"Personally I blame the Dalai Llama for fomenting all this monarchy nonsense in Diana's head," someone at Kensington Palace said today.
"Damned stupid young woman should have had a lobotomy,"
