2009 Christmas rage, Santa's Grotto for "straight" Adults, SEXY!

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 13 December 2009

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Adult parents are getting their stockings "well and truly stuffed" in 2009!!

In these days of SEX, SEX and even more SEX the adult toy company LEGGO-VER has come up with an ingenious Christmas surprise for "straight" adults.

They have opened Santa's Grottos for adults only and it is the current rage topping all other Christmas Present ideas for 2009, even the toddlers ZHU ZHU Hamster toy is being "outstripped!"

The Mayor oF-Uckfield in GB, SusSEX, in co-operation with LEGGO-VER was the first to open 2 grottos.

The locations of both grottos (male and female) were the local pubs, YE OL STIFF COCK (for females) and YE OL DICK and his PUSSY, (as in Whittington for males) adults wishing to see their Santa's have either been queing for hours or booking via internet on www.LEGGO-VER.cum!

LEGGO-VER have 5 different presents for the "Horny" parents costing from:

5 GB pounds = a quick look, a stiff or moist one with a Santa handkerchief to wipe up, that's it!

10 GB pounds = a suck or a blow lasting 2 minutes! As present they either get Santas moist tanga or Y-fronts. (depending on male or female Santa!)

15 GB pounds = a sit on Santa's lap with either a long rub of his DICK (female) or rapid penetration (male) and as present a box of Santa unused condoms!

30 GB pounds = a whip of the butt in leather mask (bit kinky this one) in handcuffs! As present Santa's handcuffs!

100 GB pounds = full whammy, blow, suck, whip job, lap job and doggy style! As present, plastic blow up dolls in the shape of Tiger Woods or Lady GA GA!

This Christmas rage has become so popular that LEGGO-VER have opened 2 more grottos in the quaint town of UPP-ER-BUM-(in)-STEAD with Xtra kiddies playgrounds for bored kiddies waiting while their parents get their 2009 XMAS stockings stuffed!

PS: To avoid SANTA-SORE-DICKS and SANTA-DRY-PUSSIES, reserve Santas have been flown in from Poland (female) and Alabama (male, big black muvva-f*****s)!

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