Tiger - Lucrative New Sponsorship Deals

Funny story written by jeremy griffiths

Friday, 11 December 2009

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Tiger Fronts Hummer Revival

Fears that Tiger's recent naughtiness would dent his earnings proved unfounded when his details of latest sponsorship deals emerged this week.

National Windshield Replacement Services are amongst the new deals, along with Band Aid makers Johnson and Johnson, and the Busty Blondes dating agency.

GM have already restarted production of the Hummer brand with Wood's name and the tag line,"For Maximum Family Security"

The biggest deal yet is rumored to be with Exxon, who are considering reviving the "Put a Tiger in YOUR Tank" with a team of Blondes and a smirking Woods.

Ad agency spokesperson, blond Miss Represent from Lye Cheet and Chargem, claimed that Wood's earnings would skyrocket with his new found bad image.

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