Scientists have now proven that a man's "Longevity" is not determined by his ethnic origins but is purely down to the tightness of his "Genes"?!
It was once thought that one's ethnic origins determine the size of your "weapon" i.e. Negroes have huge black lassoo's tied to their knees, white Europeans tend to be medium size and quite easily spotted. Asian females need microscopes to find their male partners pride, hence the Kamasutra!
This is total mythology and scientists studying male "Longevity" have now discovered the following facts:
1) Males wearing baggy "Genes" hanging from their butts to their knees, mainly coloured people into hip-hop / rap, tend to have an abnormal "Longevity" (what?)
2) Males wearing slightly tighter "Genes" or really tight "Genes" and preferring not to show off their butts need bananas to compete with the big, baggy, hip-hoppers.
3) Males wearing no Genes, preferring Kilts, pansy skirts, Asian attire, etc, not even bananas can help, but therefore they have the above mentioned Kamasutra: Translation for virgin Christians and Scots amongst you = Entrance from all angles, thus not requiring a massive "Power Tool"
"Gene" producers Levi, Wrangler, etc, have been inundated with requests from caucasian white Europeans for a "Baggy Gene style" suitable for white people to wear without having to flash off their butts and Bjorn Borg undies!!!
Asian males and Scots have just given up!