Mormon Church to Allow Pornography

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Monday, 9 November 2009

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Mormons will now be able to take porn from this Mormon library.

The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos.

"We are all the products of horny men and women", said a spokesman. "It's only natural that we nurture the seeds of desire through pornography to enable good Mormons to bear children".

The spokesman pointed out that after several years of marriage many men no longer find their wives attractive and this prevents them from achieving the erections necessary to produce offspring to continue the Mormon tradition.

"We need to produce more young Mormons!" the spokesman continued, "In order to do this we need to have hornier men who can impregnate their wives!"

The spokesman also stated that viewing pornographic images would prevent men from being unfaithful to their wives.

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