Salt Lake City - (Mmmmm!): A 'Hot Mormon Muffs: A Taste of Motherhood' calendar is all the rage with Utah residents known for their espousal of the traditional missionary position.
The $15.95 calendar is jam-packed with tasteful booby pics, scanty underwear and girl-on-girl advice about The Perfect Brazilian.
And, in the words of Miss May, it gives devout followers the perfect recpie about 'having their cake and eating tit' without being branded a sinner.
Twelve lovely beauties are featured in the 2010 calendar which has been selling 'like hot cakes' statewide.
The glossy publication is sponsored by a well-known US dental floss manufacturer famous for its success in dealing with pesky pubic hairs in awkward cavities.
There are no plans for a fundamentalist version to be published, ever.
