Meatloaf and Yoko to help the 'Bleeding Bankers'

Funny story written by PuddyTwat

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

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Gwen shown here actually giving a damn. Will you?

BAT OUT OF HELL rocker Meatloaf is joining forces with an unlikely ally to raise awareness of poverty-stricken bankers who may be down to their last mil.

Meatloaf, real name Hilary Clare, will highlight their plight in a new single featuring the legenday songwriter Yoko Ono.

Meat, who goes by the name Loaf, co-wrote the lyrics for the single which goes on sale Monday.

He said: "We should all just give a damn about these poor bankers. They have next to nothing. Imagine trying to live on just a million dollars a year. It's inhumane. If just one person buys this record, I will go to my grave a blessed man."

Yoko said: "Let the world unite in mystic karma and feed the bankers. And I'd just like to say Free John Lennon!"

The hush-hush video for the single has been directed by brothers Ridley and Great Scott.

The charity behind the campaign, 'Bleeding Bankers', said: "We really hope this pricks the public's conscience. Bankers really ARE bleeding. They're having to shop in places like Lidl simply because they can't afford Waitrose. It's a disgrace. We urge everyone, including OAPs, to dig deep and help the bankers fund the lifestyle they truly deserve."

Proceeds of the £7.99 single will go straight to the 'Bleeding Bankers'.

The single, which features rock and pop's finest is titled "Forget the Third World And Let's Help Our Own".

It can be downloaded from www.woddaloadashite.web

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