Italiens ban crucifixes from the classrooms and turn them upside down!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Italien kids love this latest fashion, all black, devilish and evil, Buena Noche!!

Italien classrooms are no longer allowed to have normal crucifixes hanging in their classrooms.

They have been banned because many narrow-minded Italiens think that all children should be brought up to be catholics and the court ruled against it.

Their argument was, in today's day and age every religion or spiritual direction should be allowed in classrooms and the crucifix is solely a symbol for mainly Catholics/

Ever since this latest legislation was passed several different religious, spritual symbols have been hung on walls, Star and Crescent signs, Burqa's, KKK symbols, Black Power signs, voodoo skulls, dead bats, White power signs, Swastikas, Buddhas, etc.

The strangest and most popular symbol to appear which, has been adopted by many schools as the way forward, is an upside-down crucifix surrounded by goats horns symbolising anti-christs and the Devil!

The Italien kids love this symbol the best, attempts to contact Satan through quija boards and seance lessons are so popular that the Italien authorities are importing occult specialists and professors to teach them.

Parents of the occult loving kids have only one slight worry, their children wish only to wear black, paint their faces white with black mascara chant Satan's name, Diablo, and constantly listen to Thriller by very dead Michael Jackson, SCARY, BELLA ITALIA!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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