British soccer fans were treated to a good ole ass whippin today as the New England Patriots flogged the winless Tampa Bay Bucs 28-7, and introduced footy fans to the refreshing 'boy wonder', Marvelous Tom Brady.
The lop sided game was kept interesting by ESPN announcers Erin Andrews, the keyhole kutie, and Manchester's own Skoob1999. Andrews wearing a cheek high plaid skirt, and a striking Mary Queen of Scots white ruffled blouse open to her navel, and knee socks, appeared to be everywhere on the sidelines catching the action.
Her helmet cam, and her non stop action filled dialogue, kept fans at home in their seats, especially when she looked down to contemplate the damage to her Nike Sideline cleats that had been splattered with vomit from a defensive lineman reacting to a knee to the groin. Up in the booth Skoob never missed a beat, complimenting his co-host 'for being right on point again....!"
Meanwhile, Man U fan Skoob was apparently overwhelmed with the controlled violence on the field.
In an emotional high pitched voice he continued to comment that the forceful contact on the field certainly rivaled what he had been exposed to under the stands as he grew up and followed his beloved 'Big Red One'....what amazed him was the fact that the players inflicting the violence "didn't even appear to have been drinking!"
A contingent of Spoof Writers dressed in pirate costumes to commemorate the 'Below Decks' saga noted earlier on the Spoof, were continually out numbered and drowned out by a horde of Tea Bagging Patriot Fans, who certainly knew who was destined to be the winners on the field.
While the event was deemed wildly successful compared to badminton matches in England, several fans said they still preferred the odd 'knock about' when they cheered for their home town soccer teams and got 'the snot kicked out of them' when they blundered into the wrong cheering section.
On a sad note, Skoob was unable to secure a post game interview with Colony Hero Tom Brady, who Mrs. Skoob said she had taken a fancy to. Seems Brady was whisked off for an in depth interview with Erin after she assured him she was on birth control pills, which eased his mind. Somewhat. Brady already has one child born out of wedlock, and doesn't want to be 'sacked' again.
Skoob did manage to get an autograph from leading receiver Wes Welker, who caught 10 passes for 107 yards and l touchdown. Skoob later told us Mrs. Skoob thought the 5'7', 175lb Welker who scampers all over the field thwarting much bigger defenders "was a cute little bugger!"
Skoob said he was still distraught, " that woman never forgets....I guess it's the couch again for me tonight!"
