Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

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Psychaitrist Victor Underwood would like to examine Erin Andrews

The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life.

"I've got nude videos of her curling her hair and ironing her clothes but I can never find her having sex", Tom disclosed. "I think she's very lonely".

Others who have viewed the video have also expressed concern about Andrews lack of a sex life.

"If I looked like that I'd have prospective lovers pounding down my door", said 35 year old tax attorney Miriam Corné. "Maybe she's into girls! I can only hope!"

Tom claims that in addition to the tapes seen online he has also spotted Ms. Andrews nude hundreds of times but has never seen her with a man. He says he would ask her out himself if he wasn't already married. "Plus, I don't think she'd go for me. I'm a lot older than her ", Tom lamented. "And I'm kinda fat".

Victor Underwood, a prominent New York psychiatrist, thinks Erin Andrews may have a superiority complex which would reduce the likelihood of her finding a suitable mate.

"It seems no man is good enough for her", Underwood stated. "I would like to have her in my office for psychoanalysis".

The videos Tom recorded reveal that Andrews is most likely not a natural blond and had a boob job.

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