BALLS-UPON-TILLY, UK - Satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced that it no longer would accept submissions containing certain words, plunging the online satire sensation into anarchy.
Managing editor Dark Lowdown identified the four main words that may no longer be used: breasts (unless describing a chicken entree), vagina, penis and tits. Also now verboten: schlong, dong, Mr. Wong, rhythm stick, tallywhacker, gazongas, mau-maus, chesticles, booda-sacs and bodice-pears.
Writers for TheSpoof.com were in an uproar over the decision. "What the hell am I gonna write about NOW?" moaned Columbus1492. "Hell, I even DREAM about those words!" said UncleSex69. "Good God, three-quarters of my points come from those words!" declaimed Jacksprat09. GenevaTubby chimed in with, "Oh, great. Now everyone will realize I can't write worth a crap!"
The online satire community is already a-blog with theories as to what will happen to the heretofore-successful website, as its writers can no longer work "blue." The commonality of feeling seems to be "up shit creek."