Spoof writers have invaded the streets of Oslo after it was announced that a Rumanien born Kraut (what?!!) called Herta Mueller scooped the Nobel prize for literature 2009.
Led by the ultimate "Hooligan Nutters" Jaggedone and Sir Skoobspeare, closely followed by one-liner Emperor, Victor Nicolas and "Screwball" Morse with Empress'es Queen Mudder and Madame Bitters following, protecting the rear was Colonel Juan and Serial Killer Frankie "Al Bundy" J!
In the middle of the Spoof "hoolies" was Mark Lawton, masked and hooded, frightened that he would be recognised and have multi-billion law suits thrown at him!
The Spoof's US contingent including, SFO alias Secret Friend Of Obama and Jalapenoman, alias crazy Gringo, couldn't "hack" it, but they are busy "Hacking" the White House computer systems!
The Spoof protest march marched in "Goosestep" unison towards the Nobel building throwing stink bombs, rotting cabages, tear gas, mouldy pieces of Welsh Rarebit and stinking dead Norwegian trout.
Herta Mueller was swept away in her armoured Merc but stopped to ask the Spoof protestors, "vat ze fuck is all of ze fuss about Dummkopf's!"
Spoof spokesman Victor Nicolas (the rest are illiterate and can only communicate in sign language or by PC!) answered eloquently, (what else!):
"Jaggedone, our resident NUTTER feels that Sir Skoobspeare should have received the Nobel prize and not some dopey halfbaked-kraut Rumanian and we all agree!"
She fucked off with her $850.000 cheque stashed between her steamy thighs whilst the Spoofers were being forced to the ground by hunky Norwegian Fishermen, alias Policemen or Cod Heads, handcuffed and were promptly extradited back to Spoofland on a Viking Boat filled with Zimbabwean asylum seekers!
URGENT MESSAGE!!
For the next 2 weeks only US Spoofs will be available on the Spoof while the Spoof Nutters paddle over the North Sea back to their beloved home, Spoof "in Fairy" Land!
I'm seasick already PUUUUGH!!!!
