Guantanamo Bay, Cuba - News has leaked out through the communist grapevine, via Pedro Sanchodiaze here, that the Guantanomo Bay detainees have been released among the general population of Cuba, but sporting new additions to their heads.
These, according to Pedro here, make the ex-detainees remote controllable by kids playing video games in the US. These kids don't even know it, but the detainees are forced to act out all the moves that the kids make the on screen characters go through.
"It can be quite funny to see these 'robots' stabbing the air and shooting pretend guns and driving pretend tanks. All the activity has led to a big increase in aspartame spiked drinks here," Pedro reported.
