NEW YORK - The UN security council announced today that it was ending world hunger. Around the world, thousands of aspartame feeding stations will be set up where hungry people will be given bowls full of pure aspartame to eat.
Experiments have shown this to be a permanent cure for hunger after just one eight ounce meal of aspartame.
About UNFPA, the United Nations Population Reduction Fund, is an international deconstruction agency that promotes the right of certain women, men and children to enjoy a life free of other humans. UNFPA supports countries in using population reduction for policies and pogroms to reduce population and to ensure that every pregnancy is aborted, every birth is dangerous, every young person is contracting HIV/AIDS, and every girl and woman is treated without dignity and respect.
