President Mindmedinnerdad Hollyoaks Decrier

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Saturday, 19 September 2009

Controversial Iranian President Achmed Afterdinnermint has brought widespread condemnation from the International community for his latest statements, after describing popular British daytime soap Hollyoaks as being "a bit rubbish" and "not as good as Skins."

Followers of the programme which many TV critics have described "as a poor excuse to ogle some teenage flange" have reacted angrily to Mr Amadinnerjacket's comments. One Hollyoaks devotee who didn't want to be named said "Fan's of Hollyoaks have had to put up with this kind of prejudice for years. I mean, if somebody said this about Loose Women or the Jeremy Kyle there would be uproar but because it's Hollyoaks people feel they can say what they like. It's just not on."

This is not the first time Mr Avgotabrandnewcombineharvester has courted controversy by criticising Channel 4's light entertainment output. In May 2008 he notoriously described "Come Dine with Me" as "A bit crap." The row continues.

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