Written by b kenneth mcgee

Friday, 18 September 2009

image for Obama names Beck new Bizarre Czar
I said bizarre, not bazaar!

In a surprise announcement today President Barack Obama named Glenn Beck to be the new Bizarre Czar.

Noting that the appointment is consistent with his "team of rivals" approach to government, Obama stated:

"I know that Glenn will do a fantastic job for us. If anyone can spot "bizarre" it is Glenn and he brings to the office a wealth of experience unknown to most. This new office will in no way conflict or impinge upon the 1st or 2nd amendments to the constitution. People can still carry their AK-47's to church and fathers can still teach their seven year old sons to kill small animals. The office of Bizarre Czar is simply here to catalog the large numbers of aberrant behaviors that have recently appeared in our cities and towns, in our community meetings, and on our public streets."

Mr Beck looking confident and pleased with his new appointment stated simply "Mr President, if you are really the President...I am ready to serve"

It is reported that Mr.Beck spent his first day on his new assignment in his White House office, next to the Secret Service office, looking at himself in the mirror.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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