Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

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Monday, 14 September 2009

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Germans renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Miele, Bosch, taking penalties, winning nearly everything, Lidl, Aldi, etc, have now discovered the ultimate male sex-machine, Viagra Beer!

German private brewer, Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!), was standing naked in only his "Leder-Schurze" (apron BTW) whilst repairing his kaputte beer machine, felt a bit horny but failed to get a stiff.

He dipped his dip-stick in a litre of Deutsche Pils mixed it with a Viagra pill and "ACHTUNG" got a stiff which lasted 3 hours and a hefty wank-in session over a buxom, blomb bombshell tightening his "NUTS" on the internet, his first hit since 3 years!

Immediately Jurgen (now dressed!) tested his beer mixed with viagra on his sagging workforce and things certainly "stiffened" up. Now his brewery has gone in to global production of the beer and it promises to become another "Deutsches Wunderdares Welt-beating Product" with no "Stiff" opposition.

Labels on the bottles picture naked buxom Frauleins whipping up the sagging "Tools" of beer binging males, ressur-erectioning their sagging sex-lives and giving hope to their, sat at home, lonely wives and girlfirends!

Dildo producer, Analie Vibratorgy, fears this new beer will knock her dildo business for a "Six pack" as lonely wives top their hubbies up with Viagra-Beer, Analie quoted: "Fucking Germans again!"

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